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When you wear your pussy shirt to a straight bar after seeing The Vagina Monologues…

Soooo on Friday I went to see my friend, Ladina, in a production of The Vagina Monologues. Going to The Vagina Monologues is like going to a drag show– if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.

Nonetheless, I was very excited to see Ladina in this production. She’s my poefy (wifey in poetry class) and the first person to regularly treat the GingerSass twitter like a celesbian account. She’s absolutely fabulous, and to honor her fabulousity, I wanted to get her a chocolate vagina.

I’ve been telling Ladina that I wanted to get her a chocolate vagina for weeks, and, much to my surprise, it’s very difficult to find a chocolate vagina for sale. I called numerous local bakeries, candy shops, and sex stores, and they all had the same answer: No chocolate vaginas, but plenty of chocolate dicks and boobs. RUDE.

So, I went on Etsy and special ordered Ladina a chocolate vagina.

Unfortunately, it didn’t come in time for her performance so I made Ladina a sign instead.

I also decided to show Ladina my support and love for her by wearing a vagina shirt. Specifically, I wore a tshirt I won on the night of my birthday at a club that reads, “You may have stripped me of my rights, but I still get more pussy than you.” Now, I’m not one that wears conversation tees often, and when I do, they typically don’t have a political meaning behind them. However, my pussy shirt got A LOT of attention.

Drinks with the Poefy!

At the New Orleans-themed straight bar we went to after the show, a lot of guys stared at my chest. (I should pause for a moment and mention that this was the first time I’ve been to a straight bar for something other than happy hour in a long time so I felt a bit out of place at first.) After reading my shirt, some guys high fived me. Others looked visibly pissed (and perhaps a bit less masculine). A few girls grabbed on to their boyfriends a bit harder. I was hit on quite a bit, and my shirt ended up getting me a few free drinks. Ladina pretended to be my girlfriend for the evening so we wouldn’t be hit on by strange men (ha, like that stopped them!), but all in all I had a blast!

Being an asshole and taking pics of myself in the mirror at the bar

If nothing else, I learned that showing off your pussy at the bar gets you free drinks.

Oh, and The Vagina Monologues was wonderful. Ladina (and the rest of the cast) did a wonderful job! 🙂

  • wanderlustfernweh says:

    It’s great to hear from you! Ginger Sass is awesome and I’m so happy for you and everything you’ve accomplished/going to accomplish. Looks like you’re doing quite well. I wanted to just add that I participated in The Vagina Monologues at my school for the second time in February. This year, I did “Reclaiming Cunt” and well, my mom kinda just shook her head. I love everything about Vagina Monologues and V Day. Ps – we sold milk, dark, and white chocolate vagina lollipops at our show (aka pussy pops!) They’ve always been a big hit!

    April 27, 2012 at 2:22 pm

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